Гена! Привет! Как жизнь? Гена, слушай, ты не мог бы проверить, есть ли на мне какое-нибудь проклятие, и влияют ли какие-нибудь злые духи на меня? У меня подозрения, что моя прокрастинация как-то с этим связана.
Содомит, я заорал как сука!
Patrick Bateman: Hey Heinrich, it's Patrick. How are you doing?
Heinrich Himmler: Guten Tag, Patrick. I'm working on implementing the Final Solution. What can I do for you?
Patrick Bateman: Ah, excellent. Listen, I was calling to discuss a potential alliance. Imagine if we could combine our shared ideologies and resources — we could really make something big happen!
Heinrich Himmler: What resources do you bring to the table, Mr. Bateman?
Patrick Bateman: Well, I've got a few million in capital and a network of contacts in high places. Favorable market conditions mean that it's now or never for a venture like ours.
Heinrich Himmler: Interesting proposition, my friend. What is it you want to achieve?
Patrick Bateman: In a nutshell, I'd like us to create a new kind of eugenics program, one that sanctions and even encourages superior genetic composition through strategic investments, private schools, and faux entitlements.
Heinrich Himmler: I'm intrigued, Patrick. What makes this different from the existing eugenics programs?
Patrick Bateman: I'd like to utilize my connections to subtly and discreetly acquire the necessary resources, while maximizing their efficiency through calculated investments. Our program would place emphasis on the most important, and potentially richest, genetic qualities.